Survey: If your spouse lost a bet and had to wear a t-shirt of your own design, how would you describe it?
What would it say?
Violation Disclaimer: The above question is a friendly way of asking something important to me and should be considered serious. For the purpose of this question, assume that my spouse or I (or married friends) did lose a bet and we are looking for your ideas on what you would do.
It would read like this:
To the women that like to date taken men:
The man attached to this shirt cannot do laundry, doesn’t know how to balance a checkbook, farts when he pees, has socks that make a whole room smell like Salt and Vinegar chips, and snores loud enough to wake neighbors.
You still want him?
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February 18th, 2010 at 3:12 am
It would read like this:
To the women that like to date taken men:
The man attached to this shirt cannot do laundry, doesn’t know how to balance a checkbook, farts when he pees, has socks that make a whole room smell like Salt and Vinegar chips, and snores loud enough to wake neighbors.
You still want him?
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February 18th, 2010 at 3:24 am
I would put "I own a fru-fru dog" on the front with a picture of our Shih Tzu’s head (who was his before we married). Then, on the back, I would put "Eat my Butt" because he said that to someone while playing basketball a few years ago and NOBODY has ever let him live that down.
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February 18th, 2010 at 3:53 am
if i was in this situation, it would read…
My wife is the best wife ever! Yes, I am whipped, and I buy feminine products for her too. She is prettier than any female in this world, and I am just lucky to have her. She could have picked worse things to write on this, but she loves me too much to write about my underwear stains.
P.S., If you’re reading this, my wife won the bet suckers!
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February 18th, 2010 at 4:01 am
Well…I have actually lost bets to my husband before and trust me, a t-shirt was in no way involved in the payment….
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February 18th, 2010 at 4:14 am
"I’m not wearing any underwear."
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February 18th, 2010 at 4:40 am
"I am naked under this T-Shirt"
I like him to feel good no matter what….weather I win a bet or not.
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February 18th, 2010 at 4:51 am
My shirt for him to wear would read, "She says I have really sexy hair and I love it when she runs her fingers through it. I r-e-a-l-l-y love how it feels."
edit: OR…. "She feels good next to me." And I’d wear his shirt which reads "She." I’m the SHE.
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February 18th, 2010 at 5:39 am
It wouldn’t say anything. In fact, the shirt would be invisible
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